Gay marriage is a gateway to cake marriage 

Christian families are really scary man they don’t have sex until marriage and then they pop out as many babies as possible 

I’m making roast potatoes and homemade hamburgers for dinner and Cal and I are sitting in the bed under a tonne of blankets with wine watching Identity Thief and laughing our heads off and it’s lovely 

Sydney is the capital of Australia in fact it’s the only city in Australia the year is 1778 you are a convict 

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(Source: lostgirl49)

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE GHERKINS SO MUCH THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE

Actual gay parents Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter 

Equality for everyone! Except those damn communists. 

Imagine we had 8 moons in the sky quick someone blow up Mars or something

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn