Gay marriage is a gateway to cake marriage
Christian families are really scary man they don’t have sex until marriage and then they pop out as many babies as possible
I’m making roast potatoes and homemade hamburgers for dinner and Cal and I are sitting in the bed under a tonne of blankets with wine watching Identity Thief and laughing our heads off and it’s lovely
Sydney is the capital of Australia in fact it’s the only city in Australia the year is 1778 you are a convict
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE GHERKINS SO MUCH THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE
Actual gay parents Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter
Equality for everyone! Except those damn communists.
Imagine we had 8 moons in the sky quick someone blow up Mars or something